WHY CANADIAN MUSIC SUCKS

Okay, that’s not fair and was written out of jealousy. Their government provides funding for songwriters at all levels to make records. I’ve heard a total unknown songwriter from Canada sigh and say “Ugg I’ve got to finish this record before the end of the year to get funding for next year.” 

I feel SO SURRY FOR YOU, EH? Wtf. 

You can hear American rockers selling Grampa’s old coin collection to afford a PC computer if you listen close enough.